Optimalisering

Lurer du på hva optimalisering er? Når vi er inne på temaet optimalisering så er dette egentlig et vidt begrep som inneholder mye. Optimalisering handler om å gjøre de rette valg og tiltak for å få sine internett sider mere atraktive for søkemotorene, slik at man blir bedre ranket og får mere treff. Vi deler optimalisering i to deler. Optimalisering av selve websidene er den ene, optimalisering i form av link promotering på andre websider er den andre delen av optimalisering. Ta kontakt for GRATIS testrapport og seo analyse

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(no subject)10 Ways to Know You've Been a Chef TOO Long

#10 If you’re over at a friends place helping cook dinner and you take a baked potato out of the oven with your bare hands and respond to their shocked expression by saying ……….What?

#9 If the thought of cooking anything more complicated than Spag Bol for your own dinner at home makes you lose the will to live.

#8 You start rubbing your ever growing midsection and referring to it as your CV.

#7 You spend more on a new global knife than you did on your wife’s 10 year anniversary present.

#6 When you eat out, you prefer someplace with a buffet so you dont have to deal with any waiters.

#5 During the busy holiday season, you watch the Grinch and sympathise with the Grinch.

#4 You enjoy having the weekend off …. you just call it Monday and Tuesday.

#3 You make a guacamole flavoured smoothie just to see how well it goes with your bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos

#2 You dont have to google “global knife” to get why #7 is so funny

#1 You realize that choosing a career in the “Catering Industry” is just a clever euphemism for alcoholism.

 

A Few extra just in case you are unsure

#12 you drink more coffee in in a day than most people drink in a month

#13 You begin to enjoy the taste of cold coffee

#14 You no longer get stressed, verbal and on an eternal, ego fuelled rant at the younglings.
You talk to them, instead……and when they aint lookin’, you chat up their mums…….and they wonder why their mums keep sending you chocolates and cake, and inviting you round to bbqs…..
you are the surrogate dad!!! In every way….aha aha aha…..

#15-Take the bloody dog for a walk at inhuman hours after a few hours kip-early morning….hunting for mushrooms…..afternoon break…….hunting mushrooms…..(you realise…sad git….don’t see oneself looking for champion shrimps/chilli/chocolate /curry-there’s people to do that for you……
get a life, get laid, get a book….get a fast car…..funky haircut….join the gym….give up…..enjoy food….give up….enjoy food…call on other chefs…eat….and be merry…

#16 You start to buy antique kitchen equipment, for novelty. Whether they work or not is irrelevant; it is a bonus if they do! Step forward Steptoe….

# 17 All your friends are chefs, or ‘chef hangers on’-you know the kind, pompous Caterer and Hotelkeeper types,cannot afford to employ a personal chef, but treat you like a pet, show you off cooking in their homes, introduce you to knob jockeys,(don’t bitch, just make sure they don’t come round yours. You always go over theirs and compliment their wine cellars, and proceed to enjoy contents thereof!!!! Take some chef friends along, then you have something to laugh about later….)

#18 You don’t give a shit for Michelin Stars, either coz you’ll just never get them, or you are just damn indifferent. And still crazy for your cooking. Spend a fortune eating solo in some daring places,delightful, worth every penny, and in the michelin houses, you come away convinced you just had a truly unbalanced turn with Dick Turpin. And suffer a foul mood for ages on account of the dent in wallet…but cannot help it….you are soon out again to appease your self righteousness…
more extravagantly…..worrying all the while about the uncertainty of the impending moments……

#19 you convince yourself that coffee, beer, sugar, asprin and toast are the basic building blocks of life

#20 When you look forward to your next dose of Chefs Arse

#21 you know for a “fact” somones gonna phone in sick today:(

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A little about Window Cleaning

Window Cleaning: Our window cleaners do a streak free job on your windows. We can do window cleaning on your outside or inside windows or both. When the window cleaning is done, your windows are left sparkling clean. We have been doing window cleaning since 1984 and are still serving Many of our original customers.

Gutter cleaning: When we do gutter cleaning on your home, we clean The gutters fully and remove all of the debris which we take away in bags.We can clean the inside of the gutters or the outside of the gutters or both. When we clean the outside of the gutters it improves the appearance of your home. When we clean the inside of the gutters they are left with no debris

And running free.

Pressure washing: We can do pressure washing on your walks, driveway, Patios or even your whole house. We can wash a vinyl house or a stucco house But in both cases your home is cleaned to perfection.

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baderomsartikler og baderomstilbeh�

baderomsartikler og baderomstilbehør Er du butikk og på jakt etter leverandør av baderomsartikler og baderomstilbehør, da skal du kontakte oss. Vi Leverer hyller, bokser, knagger, såper, tannglass, håndklær og mye mere til badet. see tilbadet.no for mere informasjon om våre baderomsartikler. Per Arntzen Trading AS har en fortid som leverandør av hygiene og baderomsartikler som går helt tilbake til begynnelsen av 80 tallet. De senere år har vi utviklet denne kolleksjonen betraktelig. Vi har valgt å kalle den delen av vår virksomhet som retter seg mot baderomsprodukter ganske enkelt for ”Til Badet”. Målsetningen er å tilby gode og rimelig produkter. Vår målgruppe er små og store butikker som forhandler denne typen varer. Vi håper du som ikke er kunde i dag vil ta en titt på våre hjemmesider, og hengi deg til en verden av velvære, behaglige dufter og nyttige (og noen unyttige, men desto morsommere) produkter. Hos oss står kvalitet og pris i fokus. Vi har leverandører over hele verden, og søker alltid det lille ekstra som kan tilføre din butikk attraktive baderomsprodukter. Ta kontakt med oss og vi vil gjøre vårt ytterste for å gi deg service, god kvalitet og priser som gjør at du også vil tjene på et samarbeid. tilbadet.no

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